The
Midget Pig Page
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This page is for short people. Yes, YOU know who you are. We've got dirt here, but it's just mud, mud puddles and an occasional barnyard.
We'll put fun stuff here. AND homework resources too. Send us e-mail if you think this is a totally STUPID idea.
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Letters to the Midget Pig Lady
Dear Midgy: My parents are so unfair! They want me
to come inside the house by 8:30 and they want me in bed by nine p.m..
My mother keeps asking me if I am reading the books on the summer
reading list from school. They want me in bed by nine. It isn't even
dark outside at 9. Yesterday I had to weed the garden before my friend
could come over. How stupid is that? I'm already in fourth grade. How
can I make them see how bad this is? Dear Nothing: |
Homework,
as promised
Look up Finland in the World Fact Book. Learn some stuff about another country. Click here. How Cold would it be in Europe if it was 40 degrees Fahrenheit? The converter is in the Toolbox. Type some words. Translate them into French or German. Click here.
Dear Midgy: I went on the Internet
the other day and found "Shop at Home" on your website.
Payless Shoes has a whole bunch of shoes. But how can I buy them when
they won't let a 12-year-old have a credit card? This really stinks. Dear Shoeless: Are you
really? Or is it just that you want to buy something? Like shoes?
There is a reason they don't give credit cards to kids. Even really old
people, older than 20, sometimes get in trouble with credit cards. See,
the money you spend with those cards isn't really yours. And if you
don't have a job or some other way to pay back the money you spend, you
get in really big trouble. Most 12-year-olds don't have a regular day
job. Nor should you really want one. That will all happen soon enough. So
love the shoes you've got. Work around the house and get some
money. Then you can pay cash for your own stuff and not borrow
from anyone.
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